2urban2fantasy:

atlas-sharted:

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Oh thank God a reputable profession

fortidogi:

thetreetopinn:

flyfeline:

“holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot”


the bluey dad:

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Excuse me… no… that doesn’t capture it…

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If you’re going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you’d best make sure you’re making an argument from intellectual honesty… ‘cause… just fuggin’ look at that.

This dude absolutely fucks.

Thats a rectangle with ears and a tail

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

piendish:

I went to planned parenthood and every time they aborted a fetus they played the ff7 victory theme

anreill:

anreill:

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I’m a trans woman with four different sets of pronouns so yes I do know what orgasm denial is

bakelite-bliss:

nemesisdub:

officialfist:

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OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

This your cousin? What team is he in?

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Our cousin

geniusoflove:

an-american-whore:

geniusoflove:

proheromidoriyashouto:

geniusoflove:

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

queeranarchism:

mtndewloyalist-x:

silvasaliva:

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

That’s literally why the government wants to stop it

Defend cash. The existence of a cash economy  is so so necessary for the survival of every population that the government wants to kill. Homeless people, sex workers, undocumented people, addicts. They all need cash to survive.

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guess who just had a $1300 tummy ache